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Freestyle Rap Battle

Friday, June 27th, 2008 by Team Lefty and Skinny

No names will be dropped, but word on the street is that a freestyle rap battle spontaneously broke out between team Lefty & Skinny and the rest of the pack coming out of the second checkpoint.  Overheard on the course:

Lefty & Skinny gonna’ skool you
Till the break of dawn
With our brains and our brawn cause we’re loco
Smooth like cocoa
Excuse our expression, but class is now in session

(Lefty & Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
(Lefty & Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!

XLR-99 think they so fine, with a strong spine, in their mind
Nein Nein Freulein
The answer is not 42, You have no clue
And where’s your crew?
We prophesy’n, for the final time, you will resign when the clock goes chime

Lefty & Skinny gonna’ skool you
Till the break of dawn
With our brains and our brawn cause we’re loco
Smooth like cocoa
Excuse our expression, but class is now in session

(Lefty & Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
(Lefty & Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!

0xDEADBEEF, good grief, turn over a new leaf and give us relief
By denying our belief you’re no stronger than a tea leaf
By the time this morning is over
Our presumed victory will no longer be contradictory
Encoded in Hex, stand by to be vexed.  Oohh!

Lefty & Skinny gonna’ skool you
Till the break of dawn
With our brains and our brawn cause we’re loco
Smooth like cocoa
Excuse our expression, but class is now in session

(Lefty & Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
(Lefty & Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!

Tryit.  Got to give you props, for your cranial chops.
In our endeavor, however, to understand your clever
May we give a recommendation,
Sincerely from the Minneathlon nation,
Instead of winning a prize by “try it”, you may want to just “buy it”.  Oohh!

Lefty & Skinny gonna’ skool you
Till the break of dawn
With our brains and our brawn cause we’re loco
Smooth like cocoa
Excuse our expression, but class is now in session

(Lefty & Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
(Lefty & Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!

Team Intern, it’s our concern, that you learn, before you return
Don’t forget you might sun burn!
Tuff and buff, in your St. Olaf football fluff.
It’s too easy, to sling you these zingers
You may want to consider, becoming choir singers!  Oohh!

Lefty & Skinny gonna’ skool you
Till the break of dawn
With our brains and our brawn cause we’re loco
Smooth like cocoa
Excuse our expression, but class is now in session

(Lefty & Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
(Lefty & Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!

C4, To you we implore, straight to the core, let’s settle the score
You may want to break and stretch out
To end your drought — aw, don’t pout!
When it’s time to come home, and you find that your lacking
Just remember it was Lefty and Skinny that sent you a packing.  Oohh!

Lefty & Skinny gonna’ skool you
Till the break of dawn
With our brains and our brawn cause we’re loco
Smooth like cocoa
Excuse our expression, but class is now in session

(Lefty & Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
(Lefty & Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!

Southern Fuego, don’t leggo our eggo.
Welcome to the country where we ski on the lakes
I’m sorry if you shakin’ cause we rais’n the stakes
You tryin’ to be scary with your pipes and your scope
But you really just chillin like soap on a rope.  Ooohh!

Lefty & Skinny gonna’ skool you
Till the break of dawn
With our brains and our brawn cause we’re loco
Smooth like cocoa
Excuse our expression, but class is now in session

(Lefty & Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
(Lefty & Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!

Boston Tea Party, you think you so smarty
You sip gracefully by extending your pinky
Why not finish with a hostess twinkie!
Since it’s your job collectively, to protect the constitution
We hereby declare, we startin’ a revolution!

Lefty & Skinny gonna’ skool you
Till the break of dawn
With our brains and our brawn cause we’re loco
Smooth like cocoa
Excuse our expression, but class is now in session

(Lefty & Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
(Lefty & Skinny say) Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!

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No Mercy

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 by Team Intern

Rydberg is willing to run through anything even female students in the library. View the following.

P.S. He is #54

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCJA78WNPk8

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Speaking of fire!!!!

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 by Team Southern Fuego

Southern Fuego will smoke YA’LL to the ground Texas sytle. Afterwards we can chill out the flames with some brewskies. Eye of the tiger baby, eye of the tiger.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrOawFUdFfU

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Oh yeah?

Monday, June 23rd, 2008 by Team C4

There is really only one way to counteract that type of electronic terrorism. Fight fire with fire!

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Prepare to be skooled

Monday, June 23rd, 2008 by Team Lefty and Skinny

Team Lefty & Skinny would like to send a message to the rest of the field: prepare to be skooled — class is now in session.

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